FOR DOGMAS GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHICKEN SCRAPS PLEASASAAAAAAAAAAA BOOF

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THERES NO MICHALEWAVE IN THIS HOTEL ROOM HIW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY DELICIOS VELVEETA MACCY CHEESE NOW???

DOG stabbed

I AM

I AM

GOING TO TAKE A NAP AND THEN FINALLY HACK MY 3DS. SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH BUT IM GONNA DO IT ON MY OLDER HALF BROKEN 3DS FIRST LOL

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OH FUCK IF I HACK MY 3DS I CAN RUN EMERALD ROGUE ON IT…

*GRABS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS* PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF DOG CHECK OUT POKEMON EMERALD ROGUE THIS IS THE BEST FAN GAME I HAVE EVER FUCKING PLAYED

OKAY THIS RUN DIED THIS MORNING LETS SEE IF I CAN GET SOMETHING GOING TONIGHT

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CURRENTLY MADE IT TO THE E4 BUT JERMA (MY BLAZIKIN AND LONGEST RUNNING POKEMON ) HAS PERISHED AT THE TENDER AGE OF LVL90 CAN I GET SOME F’S IN CHAT

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I HAVE A NEW AUTISIM AND ITS CALLED POKEMON EMERALD ROGUE

AWHAT DO YOU MEAN JERRY SEINFIEKD IS A REAL PERSON

HIW AND WHEN DID I MEMORIZE THE ENTIRE LYRICS TO MR BRIGHTSIDE

SHRIKE CLUB I REQUIRE ALL OF YOUR PETS RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT I AM FLUFFLY AND UNPET THIS IS A CRIME

I WILL ALSO DRINK ALL OF YOUR MIKES HARD LEMONADE WHILE YOURE AT WORK

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IM A NORMAL DOGGY I WILL EAT YOUR CHICKEN OFF OF THE COUNTER WHILE YOU ARENT LOOKING AND I WILL LOOK SOOOOOOOOOO PROUD OF IT AFTERWARDS SO YOU CANT BE MAD OKAY?

THEY PLAYING BORING ASS MUSIC AT THIS WEDDING LEMME FUCKING DJ IT PLZ I CAN PLAY SO MUCH BETTER STUFF

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS