Dirk @Dirk@shrike.club

Something I. This laundry mat smells on fire, hope it's not my dryer.

When my tanks are rolling down the street, strap will get you pregnant.

You lean over to see what the waiter is writing on his note book and you see this

Titty Tuesday

If I don't yank someone around on a leash (healthy coping mechanism) soon, I'm going to kill (natural primal urge).

i'm gonna get that man pregnant and pay for the abortion

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From the Laments Series.

I Love Jenny Holzers work so much

Me: I love wrestling for the plot
The plot:

Working on my neocities site at the Seattle public library.

WHY DID THE CHOOSE THE MOST LOUD-ASS CLICKY KEYBOOARDS FOR THESE COMPUTERS IN THE OPEN-FLOOR LIBRARY. I TYPE TOO FAST AND I KNOW I AM HURTING SO MANY PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.

HELLO SHRIKE CLUB. MY PHONE IS DEAD. I AM COMING TO YOU LIVE FORM THE SEATTLE PUBLIC LIBRARY OPEN-FLOOR COMPUTER LAB. I COULD ONLY REMEMBER THE LOG-IN FOR THIS ACCOUNT.

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

o7 salute

Net gain of two minutes, if you're smart about it ✌️

😐 Yeah, OK, I guess that's fair.

Slow at work? Write cringe metal gear porn on your phone.

Deranged transsexual poetry.

Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink