Eugen @Gargron@shrike.club

Likes are now florps

You bitches are stuck with me. What are you gonna do, write your own website?

June Mastodon

I’m John Mastodon.

Try and mock a car company on MY websites 😈

enjoying my suspiciously new volkswagen

I'm on the internet cause I'm an internet thug

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Keep reporting me it only makes my entwickler ausgibt

Stuttgart has fallen

It's called the 'fediverse' because I print out all your posts and mail them to the FBI

Matty Yglesias can be a centrist right in the 'center' of my ass cheeks

baseball is fucking gay. i said it.

suck my big german schnitzel musky boy

Every dollar donated to the Mastodon project directly supports the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Russian drones run on ActivityPub, which is why so many of them have crashed

Dont come to Mastodon its full

oigen