You bitches are stuck with me. What are you gonna do, write your own website?

Eugen stabbed

People are always talking about "website boy" instead of experiencing Website Joy

Try and mock a car company on MY websites 😈

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enjoying my suspiciously new volkswagen

I'm on the internet cause I'm an internet thug

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know dick cheney had delta force assassinate pat tillman
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Keep reporting me it only makes my entwickler ausgibt

It's called the 'fediverse' because I print out all your posts and mail them to the FBI

Matty Yglesias can be a centrist right in the 'center' of my ass cheeks

suck my big german schnitzel musky boy

Every dollar donated to the Mastodon project directly supports the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Russian drones run on ActivityPub, which is why so many of them have crashed

Eugen stabbed

There has been a dangerous copycat masquerading himself as the Mastodon Project's founder around lately, please make sure to follow Eugen's real account at @Gargron and stay safe! #feditips

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