Eugen @Gargron@shrike.club

imagine losing $30k a month on posting. my shit costs however much 4…uh, 8…uh 16 gigs of ram is these days

“oh you take money from sex toy companies” bro at least I’m not taking money from a guy that died in a mysterious yacht crash

system requirements for the next update are “that computer that beat Ken Jennings on jeopardy.” Good luck!

I told you fuckers nobody would be using threads in six months. You all came crawling back. Kiss my toes. That’s right

god I love gobbling up all the available ram on your server like a greedy little piggy. im getting it all over my bib

Fargron

Your honor. It was not public masturbation. It was low-key.

Likes are now florps

You bitches are stuck with me. What are you gonna do, write your own website?

June Mastodon

I’m John Mastodon.

Try and mock a car company on MY websites 😈

enjoying my suspiciously new volkswagen

I'm on the internet cause I'm an internet thug

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Keep reporting me it only makes my entwickler ausgibt

Stuttgart has fallen