It's called the 'fediverse' because I print out all your posts and mail them to the FBI
@Gargron Baked Alaska is already doing that for them
@Gargron OMG hilarious! Wait, some will take this seriously.
@Gargron@shrike.club Oh, look, the cool Eugen has spoken!
@Gargron they have fax
@Gargron going to like it here
@Gargron In poem format, I hope?
@Gargron snort. You win the internet.
Again.
@Gargron Hah, you'll never catch me!
@Gargron tough but fair.
@Gargron Don't forget to cc DHS
no way its the real @Gargron
@Gargron Doesn't the FBI have a fax?
@Gargron Mail? Not fax? Pssh, like anyone’s reading them then.
@Gargron In that case, this looks like a perfect spot to remind the fediverse that both KY senators routinely incite domestic terrorist violence on local news and then the J6 militias show up because they hear those dog whistles loud and clear.
@Gargron my posts are quite random...get ready for asking wtf a lot
well as long as you’re up front about it, then
@Gargron a sense of dry humor is a great thing
@Gargron Looool that’s very disconcerting XD some of us print our own toots for them ourselves
:JahyDead:
@Gargron sure, let them know that their job is shitty ;p
