Pickle Me Elmo @HarmHearts@shrike.club

Shrike club topic of the day: Does the secret posting cabal that decides the shrike club topic of the day exist?

hey dude just wanted to let you know me and all the other guys over at The Unending Cycle Of Violence really miss you man

Commanding my mentat to read me the latest shrike club posts and his eyes do the thing

@rubiline (batman voice) not much what's up with you?

Called Shot: This question will become extremely relevant to Legions in the next month

If sinkdog got sick would you call a doctor or a plumber?

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* lurking in corners
* standing at the end of darkened halls
* emerging from the shadows
* pointing forebodingly
* chanting
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Me: how come nobody's invented a new dad joke format joke in like a decade.

Ruby: well someone has to now

Me: ...

Me: what do you call a weatherman who's managing his DID well?

Ruby: what?

Me: a low pressure system.

Me: (pops off like I just sank a chip in from off the green)

you have to back Petal Crash 2 if you can we need to keep the versus puzzle genre alive at all costs https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/friend-fairy/petal-crash-2#top

Fascinating how every Chopped competitor claims they will do anything it takes to win and yet none of them have taken Ted Allen hostage with a kitchen knife yet

@KC @mostportem @futureimperfect @gutters0451 @agonist yeah those are cool and all but I've already unsheathed my blade and cut you in two faster than you can perceive with my feet

Me when things are big that should be small

Happy new year to those who celebrate

Feeling positively fucking festive

tag a friend who's always placing his faith in the strength of the safety visor

I was just talking to all the other hostages and none of them even mentioned you

Become uncosplayable