Testimonials 🍍 #thread
What other emotes should I add to #shrikeclub
hydrate more and piss harder to intimidate your enemy #foetips
AU where everything is the same except Zoro is a little green dyke with the headphone drip and lowfi beats to scrunkle to. I mean his fursona is a tiger already. Oda confirmed this
"Ah, you hatched 10 years ago. That explains why you act like you're ten. Because you are."
"Twilight I know you understand metaphors you fuckign bibliophile"
"Wow that's a big word, I'm glad your massive ego can finally fit some vocabulary in there too"
"You sleep in a wagon and I've seen you in a dogbed with Starlight occasionally"
"tHATS DIFFERENT, SPARKLE"
"Twilight, you literally just asked if Trixie's parents sent her to magic school"
"Yes, but I didn't actually believe it ever since you said you cracked your egg 10 years ago. I thought you were an abandoned one like Spike"
"Well not eVERYONE can afford ALICORN HRT AND MAGIC LASER EYE SURGERY. Also Trixie is a Pony and Spike was kidnapped for your science experiment. how does your indentured fax machine feel being a second-class citizen who sleeps in a basket"
stupid horse slurs, a fanfic
“And you could still do that,” said Twilight. “But, I’m really curious now. Did you ever get tested when you were little? Did your parents ever send you to magic school? Because I’m wondering if you might be gifted.”
"Is that a nice way of asking if Trixie is a certified retard?" snorted the showmare, "Trixie's family would never be able to afford the paperwork."
Alas, The Princess of Friendship couldn't stop herself.
"You have a family?!"
when I was 5 I watched scooby doo and the witches ghost and thought Thorn "I'm only 1/16th Wiccan" and Velma going "OT DOESNT MATTER, U STILL ARE" aka "COLONIZER BLOOD QUANTUM IS FAKE" was super empowering and THEN I learned that being Wiccan™ is not like being Native Something and that's still super funny to me. RIP to Thorn HexGirl from Massachusetts, 1/16th wiccan on her mothers side, whatever the fuck that means
Sanji as girlsona. Nico Robin as Chonk https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/badguyswithretainers/709091873332035584
KC | she/her |
sorry about my current hyperfixation blorbo
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