"I can't believe how they managed to make a cartoon horse so Chinese. I bet her parents made her go to Horse Kumon or something every Sunday and now she still partly bases her self worth on whether she becomes a doctor. Just a bit. Even though she's an adult you can't completely let go of your horse grandmother in your brain nagging you about it. Even if you worked for the government. You're still an anxious Chinese horse. And every year is year of the horse now."
-my mom, @ twilight sparkle
My mom has never even watched mlp, she either knows way more than she lets on or this says something about the character design.
"She's Chinese. It's the bangs. And the books. I had friends like that. Also the rainbow one is Chinese too but like the type like your friends that bleach a bit of their hair before dying it but it comes out that specific shade of yellow and changes the shade of the dye on top. Because they're Chinese."
"When we were kids we used to hang out at the drugstore and read as much as we could of Tiger Beat behind the newsstand before someone told us to buy it. it would have stuff about music, celebrities, cute boys, 'who should you date' quizzes, etc. Do they have men's sports magazines but like for women who also do that? With Martial arts? You should make that. You can call it Tiger Beat You Up"
Thanks mom, I will 🐯✨
when I first told my mom about Chainsaw Man she heard "mango" instead of "manga" and commented "oh that's an unusual name.. but how does it taste?" And I said the art was Very Tastey and she was like "that's gud... I guess if you can name a fruit Granny Smith then you can give her grandson some chainsaws.... wow... just like u..." And we didn't realize we were talking about two different things until 5 minutes later jdkdHDKDKJDDKDJK
yesterday I told my mom about bite and attack and bite and attack and bite and attack and she was like "nooo! only hugs! Love! no bite no attack!"
but she came home today after dealing with difficult people and told me "I understand now..... The only thing I could think of while they were talking was BITE AND ATTACK AND BITE AND ATTACK AND BITE AND ATTACK AND BITE AND ATTACK AND-"
bite and attack!
"Goosebumps are those creepy books, Chickenskin is a sensation. You don't have to be at the scholastic bookfair or breaking the law to experience the latter"
breaking the law?
"Yeah! Touching nēnēs is a no-go. If you can feel the bumps on that goose it's probably because u ran it over. :c poor things. Chickens, though.... you can hold them all u want."
-my mom, on regional phrases 🍍🐔
"Thank u for reminding me that Gauntlet and Goblet are different things. I'm still disappointed that gauntlet doesn't mean tiny gloves or something though. And goblet isn't like... tiny cups. or tiny gobs. tiny gobbles. baby turkeys. I think baby turkeys should be called goblets."
- My Mom, on near-homophones
@BestGirlGrace yes. See. She can't be a terf. She's a a fag and female twink. Dash grew her hair out but twilight has had the same hairstyle since she was 6 because she's too busy studying at behest of her Chinese parents to even consider changing it. You can only have terf bangs if you're white but even then anyway in this essay I will
@KC It's not easy being a girltwink! Especially one that's gotta study study study all the time to the exclusion of everything else.
@BestGirlGrace Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: does not have terf bangs, she's just Chinese and also insane from eating too many books instead of actually grabbing food when pulling all nighters
Rene Descartes from Real Life: this woman has terf bangs.
@KC looking up rene descartes and every picture is this fucking doubtful "huh" like I just said my pronouns
@trishalynn thanks, she's flattered that u appreciate her takes on technicolor horse characterdesign LMAO
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