"So many of ur friends make art and videos too? wow u have a lot in common! Too bad they're not closer so u could collaborate. but they're in Seattle.... wow.... This is just like iCarly."
-my mom
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*holds up a jar* "EXCUSE ME... I ASK FOR EXTRA PICKLES"
-my mom, coming back from the store
"my god... she's huge. The mother of all berries. Would your friends call this a milfberry? this girl is JUICY"
-my mom, pulling a really big strawberry out of the carton
this was the strawberry in question. she do be lookin pretty milfy 🍓👀
"BE CAREFUL IN THE BIG DICK PANTS THEY STAIN EASIER!!!!! WITH SAUCE OR DIRT I MEAN. AAAAAA!!!"
-my mom, forgetting the word for "light gray sweatpants"
"gudmorning... it's Titty Tuesday! Would u like a waffle"
Thanks mom
"While I was waiting in the parkinglot I saw a lot of nice outfits! Are they homemade too? You kids and your cosplays.... My friend Sami is very good at that too. Plenty of costumes. but his most accurate one is the Heterosexual Man Outfit. Very convincing! It's like an alternate universe."
-my mom after I came back from a convention once
"I can't believe how they managed to make a cartoon horse so Chinese. I bet her parents made her go to Horse Kumon or something every Sunday and now she still partly bases her self worth on whether she becomes a doctor. Just a bit. Even though she's an adult you can't completely let go of your horse grandmother in your brain nagging you about it. Even if you worked for the government. You're still an anxious Chinese horse. And every year is year of the horse now."
-my mom, @ twilight sparkle
@KC That's actually freaking poetic.
@trishalynn thanks, she's flattered that u appreciate her takes on technicolor horse characterdesign LMAO
@trishalynn yes lol. We're nativehawaiian/Chinese and she is galaxybrain xD
@KC Just checking, though, has your mom always been so self-aware of what Asian parents are like?