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@SapphicGiraffic thank u I am also considering ur harley quinn/ivy blorbos

Hi sorry I'm thinking about wolverines again and how they made her peachy and keep writing her rly badly I miss Marjorie Liu

ppl are like "I'm so glad wolverine's back in her original alt fashion"
You fool. that is not her original alt fashion. THIS is.
"It's just leather pants and a jacket" clearly ppl don't understand how cool a leather jacket and carabiner is. All wolverines are fuckign dykes. If u like the new outfits perhaps we can blend the styles. please consider: snikt biker goth

@kate BETTER START FLAPPING SO U GET THERE IN TIME!!!!!

@kate they're not. The player... is you!!!

Stop putting Laura in fishnets and bring back this for Logan

STOP PUTTING HER IN FISHNETS. WOLVERINE DOESNT ACTUALLY LIKE FISHNETS AND ALCOHOLIC DRINKS. SHE LIKES HUMORING A FEW FRIENDS BY GATHERING AND EATING CHINESE TAKEOUT ON THE ROOFTOP IN LEATHER PANTS

Please give me Gambit in fishnets. He can wear his casual outfit from '97 with the croptop.

why do they keep putting Wolverine (Laura) in fishnets and miniskirts at da club. They're doing it to her again next issue of NYX. It has been established she does not care dancing at da club but will only tolerate it for gay reasons (jubilee)

The only wolverine I will accept in fishnets is akihiro or logan

@BestGirlGrace @SophiaSurname the sirens were actually first sent through a different portal with horrible social services (the average) and just thought that they got sent to griffinstone or the dragon lands or something. you know. for ponies' second class citizens. didn't even realize they had legs until like a week later.

@BestGirlGrace @SophiaSurname the sirens usually just walk in the door in the morning monday through friday at whatever school is local to where they're staying at the time. they're shocked that sunset actually has Papers and a drivers license

@BestGirlGrace @SophiaSurname the sirens are only there because their district has a shockingly good lunch program for highschoolers (including sonatas taco tuesday fix) and sapping the negative energy in a shockingly good lunch program OF highschoolers (cliques and instagram drama). this sustenance keeps them young enough to pass to continue feeding in a sustainable cycle. they've been in every highschool in the country though. even the ones without tacos

@BestGirlGrace @SophiaSurname sunset shimmer, the worlds only true 28 year old minor

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@dankwraith SUPREME VICTORY :D

@junebug noooo I'm so sorry ;_;

You can't arrest the shrike club baby. this baby's actions are limited liability

The Shrike Club Child was born in Delaware. For tax purposes.

A little before 2020 is a great time to take business loans for your shrike club baby

Shrike Club Baby, LLC. (If shrike club baby wants to change their name we will file a new LLC to acquire the old one)

Registering the shrikeclub baby as a company instead of getting a birth certificate so that they get treated as a person by the state. Putting the forgiven interest free loans into shrikebaby's savings.