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hi sorry everyone it was actually Ginseng who got Red Lobster shut down. it turns out their shrimp was not as endless as advertised 🦐

beavers carry sticks in their mouths... plats carry sticks with their tails.... the perfect balance

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How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana? :videogames:

Q Hayashida continues to make the funniest metalest shit ever. I want the toy knife mp3 player made for elementary schoolers

"hi sorry but i need to steal your bones so that people will stop deadnaming me"
he's so precious. scrungly with a winning smile

Actually wait Misetani Box uses a mix of neutral pronouns to refer to themself but is also called he and she at various points as well.
It's rly funny tho the first fan translation I ever read when it first came out just had "HELLO FEMBOY :3" written on the side as a TL/N

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Shimada Death is so gender. femasculine any pronouns bitch who eats souls like fried chicken

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS