Pinned trill

why is paul such a whiny baby about being muad'dib. if i was the kwisatz haderach i bet all the fremen would love me & it would not trouble me at all

they had 10 shots of rum each in under an hour. they would be dead if they did not have adventurer stats.

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I need everyone to know that they did this at 4 PM in a city that is increasingly hostile to foreigners, has arcane social structures, and where they have already been nearly assassinated once

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we suck at pathfinder. we invented wizard curling

"I will focus on the story to catch up my friends, I will focus on the story to catch up my friends, I will focus on the story to catch up my friends."
*grinds 7 different jobs to 60*

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money help request 

i need money for a wheel chair because my doctors are refusing to help me anymore and im going to be unable to walk

paypal.me/jccalico

disco elysium is 65% off on steam until the 19th (when the queen (rip bozo) is burried lol)

COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG IS:

The number one most important thing to do at any wagie job is internalize the fact that you are getting paid no matter what, by the hour, and that no matter what your manager says there is no incentive to work harder or work faster beyond doing exactly enough to not get fired. that's not your problem. I dont get paid more if I move more boxes. So why would I. Your wages are decoupled from the real value you produce so your work ethic should be as well

when the doujin has "♂" in the title, you *know* it's gonna be good

sometimes Moo tells its friends it will go to bed, but then doesn't, as a funny little prank >:)
(this is not actually a prank, Moo wants to sleep, help)

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS