Nat🎱 @NatVoltaic@shrike.club

cishets will never understand the appeal of wanting to be four-dimensional with uncountably infinite wings and eyes eclipsing stars

Reminder that I reserve the right to block on-sight if I think your vibes are off. I don't care what you post; if you've got bad vibes you're getting the boot. Simple as that.

I'll only accept follow requests from people I know enough to trust, my friends, and shrike.club members. That's it.

If you think about it Eris is the primordial Vriska

Anyone who's horny for Hades characters is a chump because they don't understand that there's a Greek mythological deity hotter than all of them combined, Eris

i don't know how to tie a knot

this isn't actually a joke I still don't know how to tie my shoes

Jerma: "I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was 15"
me: hah, you fool. I'm 20 and I *STILL* don't know how to tie my shoes

TODAY IN THE WORLD
A cut-up poem straight from the modern zeitgeist, brought to you by the good shadow of my subconscious wedged into the body of YONQzine like rebar harpooned through the iris
https://www.yonq.zone/yonqblog/natalie-terezi-rei-watts/today-in-the-world
#yonq

only three people are going to get this

Yep, it's official, revolutionary girl utena has given me permanent brainworms

vast error oh my GOD

Had a dream where a new cryptocurrency was released called yeshincoin

holy shit the jerma drug test bit

me and the girls

All of the ideas are so fun and I *have* to find a way to include them in future stories of mine because I really need to do them the justice they deserve

Said article also featured, through the use of (of course necessary) FTL tech, the launching of new hivemind brains into orbiting Kerr black holes with the capability of closed time-like curves being exploited to send the new brains into the past and, afterwards, grow into into the brain as it is in the present, with this process iterated to the such an extreme that the hivemind effectively birthed itself all over the universe in an eyeblink (every present brain births new past ones repeat)

I wrote an article on the SCP Wiki where a hivemind intelligence was storing its brains inside Kerr-Newman black holes, using the ability to maintain stable orbits past the inner horizon as a method of near-indefinite protection from outside spacetime, but in hindsight the story was trying to do too much and it ended up lackluster. I really gotta revisit this shit some other time because I fucking adore it

God I love theoretical physics

why don't you beyond the pleasure principle some bitches

"if you can't solve my riddles i'll inflate you making you big and round"

The Sphinx was actually Oedipus's fursona