i have transfem reincarnation readings for both of these two on their own show but humorously only the redhead gets a second bonus transfem reincarnation in a spiritual successor show. nobody will ever understand how my brain works and i will die alone

*sorry, bra and panties gag, how could i fuck up that bad

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completely inconceivable how much obscure spiritual transfeminism is packed into this fucking penguin bra gag

anyway im not doing either of those things im. *sigh* figuring out my mileage for the last two pay periods. adulthood's fucking wretched

such a relief to be able to get the psychic relief of Posting without the crushing anxious pressure of Being Perceived

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unstoppable force (desire to be getting a blowjob) vs. immovable object (desire to be sweepy cozy)

man. inflation, huh? and not the fun kind

i used to be able to survive off my patreon but i've lost a lot of patrons this year, and all our living expenses have gone up pretty drastically. i know it's stressful for everyone right now, but if you've got a couple bucks to spare to this impoverished goat, it'd be greatly appreciated

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i rewatched the moive last sunday with a fresh virgin soul so my skin and hair are lusher than usual. anyway this is still the single line of dialogue of all time

*lost in a sea of sports* my favorite f1 racer is ummm. ujh. anthy himemiyAW DANGIT

oh no. absolutely not. what is this fucking notification sound how do i KILL it

im here now. wheres the dirkjake porn and also all my beloved friends

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