Making a homunculi argument for the cartesian theatre but not for everyone, just for @jordyn who deserves tiny little shark friends :3

a person who is a poem in my language but not theirs
it rhymes but only with itself

The absolute gall of dictionaries to mark words as "obsolete".

(BATMAN ENTERS DARK ABANDONED WAREHOUSE. THE LIGHTS SWITCH ON. IT IS COMPLETELY EMPTY)

JOKER (MARK HAMILL), OVER LOUDSPEAKER: "Batman, I need to complain to you about something. The Riddler refuses to add PluralKit to the villain's group Discord server despite Two-Face asking like five times! Well, the Riddler says he doesn't know how to add bots to a server. BUT RIDDLE ME THIS, BRUCE: WHY IS RYTHM IN THERE!?"

BATMAN:

JOKER: "I don't have a trap for you. I just got back from the dentist."

Yiffy: on the social media. grumpy. now you all know

*immediately curls up on the floor in a sunbeam*
RESTLESS

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Edie: how do YOU pronounce oouo u o u uuou. huho o ouho u

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS