the minnesota shrike 
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- Through Shadowed Eyes
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- Dirk in Podfeels
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I'm Jacob, a grad student and a Homestuck enthusiast. Avatar by @KC.
This is a semi-private account and I only accept follow requests from fellow shrikes and people I know. My Tumblr account is more public-facing; feel free to follow me on there.
Joined May 2020
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Through Shadowed Eyes, an exploration of Roxy Lalonde's character through the vehicle of the Candy Epilogues: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19972756
How did Biden only drop out five days ago. It feels like it's been a month
mark kelly and gabrielle giffords are married??
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uspol, somehow not a shitpost
the AP ran the headline "No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch" and then retracted it https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-jd-vance-sex-couch-038130326229
"Nowhere else on Earth could a kid with a stutter from modest beginnings in Scranton, Pennsylvania and Claymont, Delaware one day sit behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office as president of the United States. But here I am."
he's not wrong, nowhere else besides the united states is the united states
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AG: This is a really hot look for you, John. It makes you look a million times more cool, instead of some kind of overa8sconding daggerlance fl8ling pansy.
elden ring dlc
Oh that was exhilarating
Fromsoft games are really something else. To quote a reviewer I like: no other series is as good at making me feel like *I personally* have accomplished the impossible, rather than piloting a powerful avatar to accomplish it for me
elden ring dlc
I DID IT
FOUR FLASKS TO SPARE BABY
elden ring dlc
i just beat radahn's first phase without getting hit twice in a row!!
of course he killed me immediately in the second phase but still! achievement!
saw the headline "erdogan is going after turkey's stray dogs" and was like "wow, a *literal* fascist dogwhistle!" but no it turns out there are a bunch of feral canines on the streets of istanbul
i had the words "biden" and "trump" muted for most of the past year. if you're exhausted by the news it is up to you to curate your experience and doing so is pretty easy
This will be the first election in 48 years in which there isn't a Clinton, Bush, or Biden on the ballot
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NEVERMIND my roommate had a thing but now he no longer has a thing so we're watching it in twenty minutes :D
i won't be able to watch hotd until tomorrow D:
- A/S/C
- 26, he/him, Heir of Heart
- Author of
- Through Shadowed Eyes
- Voice of
- Dirk in Podfeels
- Admin of
- @homestucklinebyline@botsin.space
I'm Jacob, a grad student and a Homestuck enthusiast. Avatar by @KC.
This is a semi-private account and I only accept follow requests from fellow shrikes and people I know. My Tumblr account is more public-facing; feel free to follow me on there.
Joined May 2020
