Saint Dionsyus @Saint_Dionysus@shrike.club

Testimonials:

It's 2021. Boywives can top.

People hate me, cause I'm a dyke with fag tendencies. They can't help but be mad about how hot I am. Angy cause lesbians and gay men want my number, but I only fuck bi bitches.

Enjoying a topo-chico with gin and bitters, you wish you were me rn.

Hmm.

Enough of this submissive and breedable nonsense, I'm dominant and infertile.

Can't talk about magic rope tricks because then you have yo say things like "Topology and knot-theory,".

Death stranding: enjoy this pretty music, look at the pretty mountain, walk, contemplate, float through a shallow river with your little otter hood while the baby laughs :3

Death stranding 5 mins later: Move this anti matter bomb over a mountain covered in snow whole running from people with guns leading you directly into a swarm of evil ghost dudes while your baby is screaming and lights are flashing, your only weapon is your blood, good fucking luck

Something, something, cruel irony

Horses aren't real.

Horses were originally created in 1999 when Mark Rosewater adapted an Asian mythological creature for the Magic The Gathering set Portal 3 Kingdoms. They were created to take advantage of the existing mechanic 'horsemanship'. Since then this myth of 'horses' has spiraled out of control.