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People hate me, cause I'm a dyke with fag tendencies. They can't help but be mad about how hot I am. Angy cause lesbians and gay men want my number, but I only fuck bi bitches.

Enjoying a topo-chico with gin and bitters, you wish you were me rn.

Enough of this submissive and breedable nonsense, I'm dominant and infertile.

Someone has got to tell Kojima that the "💦" emoji does not mean what he thinks it does.

Gonna start showing up to bars and going up to gay people asking "want me to teach you about topology and knot-theory?".

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Can't talk about magic rope tricks because then you have yo say things like "Topology and knot-theory,".

Death stranding: enjoy this pretty music, look at the pretty mountain, walk, contemplate, float through a shallow river with your little otter hood while the baby laughs :3

Death stranding 5 mins later: Move this anti matter bomb over a mountain covered in snow whole running from people with guns leading you directly into a swarm of evil ghost dudes while your baby is screaming and lights are flashing, your only weapon is your blood, good fucking luck

The middle aged detective that can’t talk to their wife starter pack

Diversity win! This fascist government is gender inclusive to their forced military registration!

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Horses aren't real.

Horses were originally created in 1999 when Mark Rosewater adapted an Asian mythological creature for the Magic The Gathering set Portal 3 Kingdoms. They were created to take advantage of the existing mechanic 'horsemanship'. Since then this myth of 'horses' has spiraled out of control.

I think rimworld would be a far more interesting game if it was created by anyone other than Tynan Sylvester, who has the wackest libertarian takes known to man.

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS