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No more government subsidies for active bass players.

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When two straight people date it cancels out via PEMDAS. This is why they're no happy cishet couples, as the moment they start dating, they both become gay.

Fucked up people still think the supreme court is real...they made it up to scare little kids. It's like fr*nce. it isn't real.

Look, I'm not a Marxist, but I will die on the "He and Engels definitely fucked on at least one occasion and that's great" hill.

The class War is the result of top-phobia, actually.

Reminder that the first person to commit crime in space was a lesbian and that's very cool and sexy. More lesbian space crime. This is my political philosophy.

Just remembered this article. Can't believe NASA forgot about lesbianism. (also, I like the accidental implication that if it was an all male mission they'd just be fucking all the time.)

If you're not destroying gender then your a looser and a cuck, imo.

Homestucked 

Dirk reluctantly owns a hatch back, becouse no one in their right mind will sell him a truck, so this is his compensation

I say "coffee" and it immediately summons Valerie to the kitchen.

Consider, if you will
Space shanties. Like sea shanties, but in space.

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