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sexual machines: heavy factory machinery, computers that take up entire rooms, tvs with tubes in them, power lines, vhs player, synthesizers, robots that are squares, robots with metal boobies, tractors, forklifts, Kenmore washing machine from 1972.

unsexy machines: iphone, extension cable, toaster oven, all computers made after 2005, minivans without curtains in the back windows, robots with flesh, fridges with two doors, microwave

the fujoshi senate has unanimously voted to pass the uke voting rights bill

*Transes your feminist icon girl power character into a gross boy for my own personal pleasure*

*Transes your feminist icon girl power character into a gross boy for my own personal pleasure*

*Transes your feminist icon girl power character into a gross boy for my own personal pleasure*

What a complete cringe fail son to the boss who definitely meant that we should do communism and cease war.

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I think anarcho-capitlist is the funniest possible but also most accurate descriptor for MGS Big Boss' political alignment.

Can a man who meows (ex communist) and a man who hisses (capitalist) ever know love?

the inherent transmasculinity of anything and everything i personally like

ALSO HE WAS ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE HORSE GIRL TO TRANS MAN PIPELINE.

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He survived an assassination attempt sent by a rival crime boss, was arrested by the FBI but avoided conviction, one of his business was bombed by the mafia, and another set on fire with him in the building and he safely got all of his employees out and survived, sold black market testosterone, got married as a husband, hit a federal trooper in the face with a CAKE, was described as "exhilarating and fun to be around" and he was only successfully convicted for tax fraud and severed 13 years.

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By the way he was an absolute Chad, he was a blacksmith, a mobster, ran several brothels (where the sex workers had a lot of power, got free regular STD testing (unheard of at the time) and good regular pay, it was an ethical even if illegal business, from what I can tell), assaulted several cops, was arrested dozens of time for crossdressing and public indecency (1/2)

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS