i found some dirt in my mine and got annoyed, and now every time i pass this sign i remember and get the giggles.

the HOA will have my head for this windowless tower made entirely out of cobblestone

Did you know that if you have a 1 tile lavapit outside and plant a tree next to it, it makes Heraclitus true

I forgot that you can't eat raw eggs so now there are several chickens in my living room

they're just. everywhere. (I was scrolling and saw this was private so I reposted)

fucking with the interior of the cantown central tower to be able to build structures and ngl i like this aesthetic i accidentally created

turns out there's a very simple solution to my Housing Capacity problem

turns out "building an ugly house to be an inn instead of going to bed and there are 20 zombies around" is a bad time

the CanTown portal leads to a highway in the nether. That portal leads to the town of The. The The portal leads to a different nether portal.

CanTown has no entrance from the nether.

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