a bedridden bipolar @SophiaSurname@shrike.club

dirk "I live in Sophia's head because we both need to learn that not everything is our fault even when our actions create or worsen the situation" strider

what's the tiny house discourse, am I supposed to like or hate tiny houses

real "angry that people think 'changeling' means 'shapeshifter'" hours

did dirk nort me

I need coach mcguirk with dirk shades on my desk by morning

need anger management tips. thought i had it inner control. need to not burn down entire life.

turns out that knowledge of "if i had a hammer" has spread all over this land

how's your 2020 going

sophia from 10 minutes ago what the fuck did this mean

is god a volcel

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/6dhzogeig0kfmqli925rpg/aisle best video game about gnocchi i've ever played

[children's voices singing slowly and hauntingly]
he can change into anything...
[synthesized flute in a minor key]
he will walk through the wall if you want him to...
[a green, fingerless, clay hand slams into a wall, leading to a cut to a title screen]
G U M B Y
Fall 2022
[children's voices fading out]
if you have a heart then gumby's a part of you....

and then he makes a 16 season HBO max harry potter tv show what the fuck is wrong with you Sophia

now I don't need to read the rest that's how it ends my canon now

have just accidentally composed an "epic" scenario for a climax to the dirk plot:

dirk tries to use his narrative powers to control June and gets pushed back (maybe his cape tears); he switches to vriska and gets absolutely wrecked both rhetorically and functionally; then he tries yiffy and he's just absolutely blasted off his feet. then terezi and davebot use a fraymotif with another dirk (pq dirk?) to separate ult dirk from his ultness, absolutely subduing him.

[glances nervously at my dirk fictive]

breadtube and circuses

Newly sentient beings don't know anything.

Fish hate me.

The cult of whose wife?