ALERT ALERT A NEW DERANGED ZILLOW LISTING HAS BEEN LOCATED I REPEAT NEW CURSED ZILLOW HOUSE
are you ready to dive directly into a mid 90s adventure game rereleased in HD after a kickstarter that got massively overfunded ruining the devs' lives???? because this house, is that, but IN REAL LIFE
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2225-Arlington-Ave-Riverside-CA-92506/17861223_zpid/?
@Sophia_Zoe I'm pretty sure it's just because Nat sent me the edit it did of the cursed house I found, but i definitely see mario and luigi walking in there
@Sophia_Zoe Quiet is on this journey with me and they are convinced that this house was built by someone who said "this is what rich people houses should look like"
@Sophia_Zoe so the tiled last supper captioned "casa de fagan" is fun on its own, but then i noticed that there's a weird little bear holding a candle beneath it and i can NOT process it
@Sophia_Zoe losing my MIND at this ceiling. Quiet says the ceiling is just the ceiling of a different building; i thinkt he ceililng is a wall
@Sophia_Zoe PHARMACY HALLWAY?
- ok there's a nautical theme but the riverboat poker table is, uh,
- there are guns on the ceil--- THERE IS A PAINTING OF JACK SPARROW???
@Sophia_Zoe the home theatre with an organ and a painting of a naked woman and a painting of a goth woman and a--- is that a brain in a glass case
@Sophia_Zoe hey memes i heard you like mirrors so we put a mirror in front of your mirror so you can reflect while you reflect
@Sophia_Zoe piss hot tub
@Sophia_Zoe i wonder if the little train city has a scale replica of the house in it
@Sophia_Zoe Jade on seeing the little train city: "This *IS* grandpa!"
@Sophia_Zoe Me: [screams] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR
Quiet: [simultaneously, slipping into intense midwest accent] You ever heard of a wine cave? that's a wine cave.
@Sophia_Zoe and on the other side of the wine cave is casa bonita???????????
THIS IS A SONG
ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!