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[Malcolm Gladwell in an alternate timeline where he joined Tool voice]
🎶 10,000 hours in the fire is long enough,

I am genuinely shocked that putting à;GRUMH... into spotify didn't either crash the system or allow me to execute arbitrary code.

she dreamt she was a cowgirl she dreamt she was alone in an empty field

FOUND IT

also I forgot that they liked this sequence of dragons fucking so much that they included the same exact footage at the end as well asdkjfhskhfadf

someone put SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS
youtu.be/gVhT8alJ0l8?t=4057

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just remembered this discovery channel extremely hyped cgi special that was all about the speculative biology of dragons and they had an ENORMOUS section dedicated to how dragons would fuck

the virgin LaVey trying to con everyone into Objectivism vs the chad lead singer of Ghost maybe actually being part of a Masonic plot to summon the Antichrist or something

my brain just tried to come up with a feminine form of bimbo.

it arrived at "bimbette" before I remembered that bimbo is already the feminine form.

this is why I'm a bimborella

chainsaw man/cursed webcomic lore 

Makima: For example, do you know the creator of TwoKinds? 😏
Kishibe: Makima can you just get to the poi-
Makima: Of course not. 😏
Makima: The name of the Devil Of Knowing Markiplier's Brother Created TwoKinds is gone. Humanity no longer remembers it 😏

it's really sad watching George W Bush's decline as an artist. his paintings just don't compare to his early work, which Stockhausen memorably hailed as the "greatest work of art imaginable for the whole cosmos.”

"Charles the Bold, for example, was a vassal of the Holy Roman Emperor for part of his lands; in other parts, he was a vassal of the King of France. On the other hand, the King of France, Charles' lord in regard to these territories, was the vassal of Charles in regard to others. How could conflict be avoided in a situation like that?"

I'll tell you how, you simpleton, you fool.

the trustless immutable blockchain is how. [offers the Holy Roman Emperor stock in my ICO]

the ones who mathematical random walk away from omelas

[suddenly realizes the disney furry sheriff of (k)nottingham is a big wolf] hulguluguughugulgughguhgluughh

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