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you have to be nice to me on shrike island or i will go to the living room and unplug this entire instance

Really can't stress how important it is that Ezra smells like nothing at all because he's such a good boy and keeps himself perfectly clean

You're going to have to be nice to me ive had a bad and sucks day made worse by the fact that I was expecting it to be the exact opposite of bad and sucks until this morning and my only consolation is that this little cat here in front of me loves me but he can only purr so much

my pretty genius warlord empress is now a lunatic lfg

projecting race obsession and whiteness onto romans is hilarious for a lot of reasons but I think one ofthe best of them is that romans essentially never once commented on the skin color of, say, carthegenians, but commented obsessively about how gross and pale the gauls and and celts were

Pacific Nationalism. Workers of the best ocean unite

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They call it the mid Atlantic for a reason

The England goalkeeper is so ugly I hate his ass

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ADAM FRAZIER HAS SCORED A GOAL FROM ACROSS THE FIELD

Cheering for the US versus England and Iran versus the US

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this match will decide if i will keep calling it football or switch to soccer

kate hates that album and i think she's a bum for it. it's no age of adz but if you dont think should have known better is a masterpiece kill yourself

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Teleporting to Constantinople sprinting into the Méga Palátion full force sweating outrunning the guards coming face to face with Justin I, Baselius of the Baselia Rhomanon, emperor of the empire of romans, and telling him Rome didn't actually exist and he tells the guards the have me castrated

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My essay The Roman Empire Did Not Exist is Not affiliated with the bizarre tiktok archeology wank conspiracy theory claiming Rome literally didn't exist. Mine was about the bearing Rome has on the modern imagination not about how ebic science proves "Rome" was actually never even there bc muh carbon dating

I'm not even saying this as a faux misogynist bit I just don't know what the fuck people are thinking saying it would be magically revolutionary if a story about a boy so lonely and disconnected from society by poverty that he can only vaguely process the humanity and closeness he wants as boilerplate het guy sexual desires (touch boob, get gf) you know if he was a girl she wouldn't be an epic lesbian she would be het too that's the point

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS