@JuneMoon this was legitimately how napalm death mastered harmony corruption

@LaComtesseRouge @esther no joke this is what we discuss every other day in this household

@kate it’s Agnes Gorge so that would likelier be Vancouver

Given the distances traversed in-game there's no way Hell isn't at least country-sized. Now of course given that Hell wiped out all mankind it would be thematically appropriate for it to be basically a subterranean almost earth-sized organism (if not As Big or Bigger Than earth given that it's also magical), but it would also be really funny if it was pretty much just the size of the United States

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The Ultrakill update implies Hell is contiguous with Washington state, which I think sounds about right

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@goodjobrammy dude come on. Huge.

His previous role was in Syfy failed would-be cult classic Blood Drive which is about how corporations literally legally own cops and you can expect this relationship to continue unabated even when the rest of the American institution is gone

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A lot of Reacher's argument is that Good Cops either quit the force or at core were never really Cops because they're Soldiers instead. There's obvious ideological faults with this line of thinking but the core argument is that the average salt-of-the-earth little town white cop's job is being racist and taking bribes

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Lmao of course Alan Ritchson would not speak publicly in favor of cops. So much of Reacher is about how easily corruptible the average cop is

It's pretty dense but it's not nuclear physics you guys

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Pannenkoek using the phrase "parallel universes" to describe a topography trick really warped people's idea of how intricate a Super Mario speedrun really is

@abraxas well boss I’m off to meet she who thirsts. And my boobs are so pointy btw

@boobs_idiot in any other context this would be racist but in combat sports it’s true every Mexican walks out to some norteño song while flying a Mexican flag. Forgiven and accurate

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