Femslash Fatale @agonist@shrike.club

Every so often I run into the handful of shark teeth Esther gifted me when we first met and I remember I have the coolest, weirdest wife in the world

If One Piece is so good why haven't they made a One Poops

Sneakershod Fighting Game Woman

Pull up in the PacoJet
She ain't even met me yet

BRING BACK THE FUCKING DANGER IN THE MUSIC

*workshopping a joke about the United States defaulting and the enigma of amigara fault* Uh. Uuuuh

When my wife grabs you you'll understand

#grabclub

The average grip strength on #shrikeclub leaves the rest of fedi to shame.

Street Fighter 6's heartwarming representation of quarter life crisis

Juri's hilarious because on top of everything else she just like achieved her lifelong goal of revenge on her parents' murderer last game and now she's just like a wastrel with a bunch of hit money who does nothing but be on phone and beat up people for fun

Scifi authors making some kind of point with their Ultra Apex Predator scale-hided smilodon-fanged neurotoxic hyperintelligent scifi species should consider that if they put more than three of them in a confined space with open flames and basic time pressure they'd all end up dead

With apologies to ecologists

My pseudoscience bugbear is the idea that humans are some kind of inherent prey animal whose brain isn't wired to be the world's apex predator. No dude me and my ability to have One Hundred Friends could kill every elephant on earth

No greater testament to human power than the ability of twelve amateurs to perfectly coordinate a three day fundraising kitchen

The human impulse to give your fellow kitchen worker a little piece of the cheese you're shredding

With apologies to TMBG and Cheekface, and the latter doesn't need my apologies anyway, I think making nerd rock makes them actively suicidal.

Pitchfork's retrospective thing where they give every album ever a 9-10 just because it was a watershed moment of sorts. The Blue Album solidifying nerd rock doesn't mean it's good, it means nerd rock is bad.