TIRED: eager, interested footjob

WIRED: bored, disinterested footjob

INSPIRED: special interested footjob (I put my toes on your dick and explain the birth of Slaanesh and the fall of the Eldar empire while you beg permission to cum to anything else)

The only thing hotter than having sex is not having sex

I had the thought "if I was cis I would be so boring" and just had to stop to consider the depth of that lie. If I was cis I'd still be an incredible pervert

1960s military computer gay sex by the Department of Defense

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You should learn a martial art for the self-defense aspect. You should learn a martial art for the discipline. You should learn a martial art to quell your anger and cultivate your patience but above all, you should learn a martial art, for the femdom

Eat your girl out so hard they nearly dislocate your jaw from clenching

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