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pov i offer you a home made pan fried dumpling

have YOU ever wanted to watch a twitter video of miss pemdas tongue flicking for 25 seconds? well here it is. this is NOT clickbait!!!!
>> twitter.com/GAlNAX/status/1504 <<

i am not blaming this on miss pemdas ofc i am just reflecting

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dont listen to anyone who says ball pythons are beginner pets 😭😭 they are great to handle bc theyre chill but my god. they are so PICKYYY

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melted circle into my carpet tonight bc i left my ball python's heat lamp on the floor and had to evacuate herout of the room bc the plastic smell was so overwhelming. spent two hours watching carpet repair videos so i can try to salvage my security deposit. this all happened bc miss pemdas didnt eat so i forgot to replace the lamps on her tank. how are yall doing

miss pemdas emerging from her hide to shame mankind

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this is havelock. my roommates cat. he startled me.and in flinching i posted a picture of him to shrike club and typed this

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im about to ve absolutely clear with you:
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