XTINE @arachnidsgrip@shrike.club

they stole my toilet

i guess they were like "well theyre not going to care about how artifacted the table is theyre going to look at the blowjob" but i can focus on two things at once (nsfw image)

everyone point and laugh at how jagged the edges of this table are in my yaoi gacha game (dont worry about whats happening under the table)

miss pemdas. by the way. snake in the picture

when you see her you will shit bricks 🐍😱

i also got an ergonomic mouse pad of my current yaoi wife. to soothe the pain of sending emails

went to a puppet themed birthday party. was jigsaw

bug picture.

i spritzed Subcutaneous Death Grips one too many times and she got PISSED

update: miss subcutaneous death grips has evolved to her final form. shes so cute.

hi yall. i got a new friend. meet Subcutaneous Death Grips the spiny floral mantis 😍💜😍💜

hi everypony. this month has been hellish at work but i launched 14 websites. and made bonus. #yay

more pictures. i fully stepped in that stream w my galoshes 😈

went on a birthday hike, may or may not have been trespassing onto private land 🤷‍♂️ but more importantly no one was there so my ambiguous crime is COVID SAFE

baby goats. they kept chewing on my clothes. the one on the top left was nibbling on my elbows when i crouched down to pet him LOL

finished

new hobby just dropped. gunpla is so fun

pov i offer you a home made pan fried dumpling

clueless