Owners of th e Dumpest of Trunks please inform me of which chemical gutter you pulled your expieriemental vials labelled '4daWife_test004' from

i think it's fucked up that i have to give up gender in the future. i use that thing for sex !!! ??? !!! ??? !!! ??? i still need it

i know i'm good at handjobs because every time i open a can it cums all over my keyboard.

i'm going to single handedly cause some serious unrest in the COCK market.

birds // bees // sfw lol 

just saw a blue winged warbler. it was cool as hell ! ! ! theres an epic little spot behind where i live that has a bunch of native plants. lots of bees. very epic place to spend time

ohhh noooo its awfulllll im being robofied................ ahhhhhh.... (is this convincing)

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ahhhh nooo pleaseeee *dont* turn me into a robottttt ahhhhhh id haaaateeee thaaaaaaat

hello...*taps microphone* this thing on? good. ahem. *leans in really fucking close, swishes tail* I Want To Go Down On You, Nya~

sitting in your lap just so. just so u can feel my cute little butt from under my remarkably thin underwear

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just wanna get kissed and felt up. i dont wear skirts for any reason other than ease of access, yet no one has asked to squeeze my very soft thighs yet. im almost insulted

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feel like that wasnt horny enough. im trying very hard to conjure the proper imagery but sometimes there arent words for how it feels. i want to draw it but...

bleh. wish i could write it all in one trill. forgot about the halved character limit

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youre wrapping up the rope as im stretching my arms, but my hands cant help but touch my stomach, my waist, my chest, everywhere you were and still are. you clamber into bed and hold me close, and i tuck my face into your neck, kissing it every once in a while as you stroke your hands through my hair. i fall asleep, dreaming of a year from now.

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