Pinned trill

my priorities r making food and making jokes and making friends . i think these three all work together in harmony . a sofritto of sorts

italian people want one thing and its authentic italian cuisine

im not going to lie to u guys . im eating caprese salad

gm gang hope all u have a blessed day of the moon

u r posting to her timeline . i am posting to her mailbox . we r not the same

one relatabous thing about those couple of guys guys is that i see things in the clouds and find difficulty condensing its gassery into wetness

gm gang hope all u have a blessed day of the sun

admitting to it is another one of yr psychic attacks im on to u lot

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i am constantly under psychic attack from transsexual women

saving hundredths on my lap times by painting my nails w matte finish

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