CC/Ursa @caffeinatedConstellations@shrike.club
22 / plural system / literally a troll, like the homestuck kind
Joined Nov 2023
miller is pitching like crazy today
4/14 update: i feel hungover, what the fuck did sopor slime do to me
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@caffeinatedConstellations jude says the sopor slime was neither just nor heroic so yer just in purgatory.
very much enjoyed actually being able to throw an event at my house, and have a bunch of homestucks hang out, and watch me eat cursed soporslime pie
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faygo is like. aggressively just okay
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both of the characters who have piloted the plane so far in con air are actors that were in lost
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ive eaten so many brownies and tortured sopor slime with june laika
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nobody told me con air fucking rips for real unironically
JUST 4T3 SOPOR SL1M3 4M4
“John Lennon, smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.” WH4T 4 FUCK1NG N3W YORK3R ST4T3M3NT
IVE SEEN MORE CIGARS IN INDEPENDENCE DAY THAN ANY OTHER MOVIE COMBINED
@vriskazone : “That goes to show, alien lasers can’t melt steel beams.”
lmao what is happening to the guardians
DON CANZONE MY BOYYYY
WHAT A FUCKIN INNING
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
22 / plural system / literally a troll, like the homestuck kind
Joined Nov 2023
