im the bird guy @callieroxy@shrike.club
furry cubed catbirdcrab, evil little man, 11 years lawfully wedded to herobrine
personal account: shrike club and its associates are welcome to follow req. others will probably be rejected
ICON + HEADER BY @BrushBandit
Joined May 2020
a tacos pitcher has been pecked free of the peanut and made to resume participation in the cultural event of blaseball
im the bird guy
stabbed
i'm a mad computer scientist. it means i'm gay and kill nazis with my brain, like alan turing
hs+
callieroxy...
im the bird guy
stabbed
uspol
i realistically will do nothing with the list. i just very intensely think “spotify... 🔫 ”
uspol
every app and website that tells me to vote goes on a list
im the bird guy
stabbed
im the bird guy
stabbed
blaseball, vaguely emotionally taxing writing
i feel like even if the pitching machine were as leftist as its bubbly aesthetic was, it would be a lot more baffled at the constant contradictions of its own existence and the ideal/reality of blaseball than not, so i wrote a thing about it.
honestly this feels like half neat writing and half vent piece so w/e
oh no its 1 am and i played too much minecraft
me finding a pink suit calliope skin: ohgnmygod yes. yes please yes
landry violence has consumed 2.6 million peanuts
next game is birds can i PLEASE have nagomi back
mc
i got lost in the nether and started getting motion sick as i tried to find my way back so tomorrow when i try again i'll probably be even more lost :( im not very well supplied for long term but i have all my good tools on me, this sucks
furry cubed catbirdcrab, evil little man, 11 years lawfully wedded to herobrine
personal account: shrike club and its associates are welcome to follow req. others will probably be rejected
ICON + HEADER BY @BrushBandit
Joined May 2020
