The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

what's with these homies dissing my squirrel

if Devil May Cry was so good then why's there no Devil June Cry

we're playing wavelength and wilbur got the prompt "worst athlete of all time" to "greatest athlete of all time" and he just said "this is gonna be good because you guys don't know anything ever"

i need a muppet adaptation of frank herbert's Dune immediately

The fucking porn parody of Hamilton (even though these are pornless clips there ARE some gifs and uh moaning) 

I'm so sorry but this thing. can't leave my head. I'm dying

youtube.com/watch?v=UU09vcJlDL

Not sure what to do with your used eclipse glasses? Astronomers without Borders is collecting gently used pairs via these locations to send to other parts of the world for upcoming eclipses!

astronomerswithoutborders.org/

nyt is a little bitch so here's what i got for wordle

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Colorfle 716 (Hard mode) 4/6
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My average color accuracy was 88.8%!

i did the normal one and could never get the last color right 💀

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