the things that make you think Cuba isn't worth aspiring to are caused by the American embargo. eat a truck load and die.
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my fascination with tarot and recent addiction to Balatro made this way too shrimple
One of my favorite internet cats at the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2co1C-2lTI
@caprisun the Connections trick...
wow purple was REALLY good today. great puzzle overall i feel so smart after that one
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@junebug magical goddess bequeaths you with a Death Note style demon eye that lets you gauge at a glance what kind of stats or powers pedestrians would have in the fantasy world. she then shouts increasingly specific orders for warriors at you over your kei truck's CB radio. there's some kind of epochal battle going on over there, and they need all the help they can get
@junebug "TRUCK-KUN CHRONICLE: You Want Me To Commit Vehicular Manslaughter To Save The Kingdom?!"
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i would complain about how i dont know fucking anything about actors or movies, but we all have our flaws. no one is perfect. some people even write puzzles that require knowledge of a popular actor's filmography. what a sad life that must be
i realized halfway through that i was somehow misreading "tire" as "the". oh well
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@KC and that rose... was lalonde
@coriander @jackdaw_ruiz it doesn't look like it? wikipedia says he's still alive, and i can't find any articles to the contrary. he doesn't seem to have an ongoing show at the moment, at least
they should do an international arrest warrant for Netanyahu and open it up to world's most eccentric bounty hunters. just an absolute freak show of weirdos and operators, all trying to take him down for a payday like it's Wacky Races.
like a guy from Texas with tight jeans and a sun baked squint. another guy with twin pet panthers. some lady gymnast who is a master of disguise. a former astronaut that lost custody of his kids and has nothing to lose. Steven Segal. y'know.
@simonchris1729 theyre doing some victorian "our son has gone to the countryside for his constitution" shit to her
nonbinary, 22. someday i'll write things again