Pinned trill

HERE WE GO. more to come has arrived

say hello to cotton and her guitar, bubblegum bass (electric guitar) (also illustrated by @DroolSpout!!!)

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Pinned trill

her name is Cotton and she is a little she/her gay "boy". you have to be nice to her or i'll get you

this is our working copy of her right now graciously illustrated by @DroolSpout, CEO of sparkledogs. There Will Be More To Come

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weed strains are named shit like "cock punch OG" and the description will be "combining cock suckers delight and purple punch alongside OG kush to create this insane indica dominant strain that will enlighten you, make you murder a police officer, invite new types of demons into your home, and make your balls fall clean off and roll into the nearest sewer grate. 3% say it helped with their anxiety" and i'll go "looks good it says indica"

We regret to inform you about the passing of Queen Freya "photonicDog" Melodii.

if you had to become a genre director/writer, who only ever makes movies of a single genre, which genre would you choose?

(you can obviously do multiple genres, like comedy and romance if you're a comedy guy)

viola from the twelfth night is a historical example of shakespeare's trans allyship, allowing the young male actors playing female roles at the time to both boymode and be an agp lesbian on stage

pendulum tracks are about how there's a woman and she's in danger, and she needs to run, because maybe she's the villain too? but it was so sad that she died

the ghosts haunting queen elizabeth ii's pussy would like some time alone with the recently deceased

lads you'll never believe it. there i was, wandering about the thames sewers, when i bumped into none other than the bloody majesty 'erself! well, you won't guess what, but she's been seeing me in 'er dreams, got a right thing for me she has, gave me her bloody necklace to prove it. god bless 'er

clearing out my pc and finding some great edits ive made in the past

LOCH RAVEN: DEFENDER OF LITTLE GUYS
(thank you @owl2 for doing it so perfect!!!)

okay here's my tier list of dota 2 heroes i would like being and here's another copy if you lose that one

When J-Rod is at base
And the ball goes to space
That's amore

1997 - AS AWAKE SO ASLEEP
COTTON KANDI

A professional puppy in her past life, saved from eternal mean to her. Cotton gambles with her treats.

WHO
DESERVES
A KISS
IN
HEAVEN
?

small / IDENTITY
small / MEMORY

Cotton and the Sparkle dogs compete to be the most adored creatures of heaven.

she got that ohio dick. high in the middle and round on both ends

yankees keep scoring runs. why don't you try scoring some bitches. lmao

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS