little do those big corporations know, i've been microdosing on microplastics for years to build up an immunity. why, ever since i was 3 years old, i've been putting plastics in my mouth and swallowing them, all to become a super soldier in this age of global climate change. have at me, ozone warriors!
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as the world's first plastic cyborg (as classified by a group of medical experts), my opinion is, maybe if these overbearing nanny state liberals would remove the ages 3 and under labels on small toys, perhaps our children would be ready for our new world.
