weed strains are named shit like "cock punch OG" and the description will be "combining cock suckers delight and purple punch alongside OG kush to create this insane indica dominant strain that will enlighten you, make you murder a police officer, invite new types of demons into your home, and make your balls fall clean off and roll into the nearest sewer grate. 3% say it helped with their anxiety" and i'll go "looks good it says indica"