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got an email about some maintenance i'm due for 🙄

guy trying to talk to me about spacecoin and new types of lego block so i just flash my "Raised By Wolves" card in his face and he flees in terror

i hate petition forms, ones with such a lengthy wait
i just detest the paper that signs away my fate
i always spend my evenings in a different timezone
hoping that i'll see my fiancée outside the phone!

i'm a member of the
i've filed 129-F too
checking emails every morning
waiting to see how, see how long
rise when i work go to bed with no fun
early to bed or i'll get very dumb
bring your wife some loving and you'll know that it loves you too
stay up together with the

stimmy on that skinny yeah she got the 'tism
pata pata pon girl she play my rhythm
crazy with these days what that vaccine doing
but that head game good when she ain't chewing

lets quickly find out:

have you done any one or more of the following?

1. frequently swam in swimming pools with chlorine in the water (this is basically every indoor swimming pool)
2. played pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of time/darkness/sky or red/blue rescue team
3. read every wikipedia page about psychology and various mental illnesses in their teens

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thinking about last cave into balcony. man

stefan moffat's groundbreaking transformative ideas

doctor who series 5 episode 2 "the beast below": what if immigrants were a whale

doctor who series 5 episode 5 "flesh and stone": what if the angels were someone's first keter cognitohazard scp

doctor who series 5 episode 8 "the hungry earth": what if palestine were mole aliens

Oh, big, big mistake, really huge. Didn't anyone ever tell you there's one team you never put in a 0-1 game in the first inning, if you're smart, if you value your standings placement, if you have any plans about seeing the postseason, there's one team you never, ever put in a 0-1.

M's.

shoutout to pleasures of the flesh. shoutout to sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, etc. that shit owns

i feel honoured to get a comment so completely sincere like this

Talk about a low budget flight! No bitches? I'm outta here!

official slogan of ownerless: "i'm packing the smitty let's hit this ditty"

please share!

boys when the mariners play [[Terminate]] on the blue jays

angel just gave me my 20th present and finished my final date scene. so now w'ere dating now. Thank you.

psyche! they charged my phone in the tattoo parlor. heres my thaumohazard symbol from ownerless tattoo <3

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with this in mind, what is a "short walk"?

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