fucking jobber name of all time. first cyberpunk ttrpg character name. real borderlands raider shit. say "Johnny Gear" with a voice that demands a ltitle derision but also the expectation that you need something from this guy, unfortunately, and must play along with his whims but for a moment

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got a request from a rando .social furry who seems to do nothing but follow drone accounts. obviously denied but i wanted to see what was up and i ended up down a rabbit hole to "rubber.social" and the administrator, whose name is

can we get a drum roll

"cellar door" completely ethered by "gravid belly" in terms of literary beauty

hey why haven't any one of these combat doll girls gotten an "ad astra per patratio" womb tattoo. free ideas here

"nhhh tie me up and hang me from the roof" alright bitch. ceiling fan

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i'm a jester about denial and wish fulfillment is the thing. i want to take one of those girls like "feed me pills and don't tell me what's in them 🥴" and give her omega-3 capsules

i think spitting into your date's drink before you hand it to them is an underrated ice breaker

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