rosebot in 2022 @esther@shrike.club

BORN 2 WRITE AND ASSIGN 60 QUESTION MULTIPLE CHOICE EXAM ON THE CRUCIBLE

FORCED TO GRADE MY OWN ASSIGNMENT

BORN 2 TEACH

FORCED 2 GRADE

THE BOY SITTING NEXT TO HER: Hey Captain Lastname, you know what - what “CANABLISM” is? ‘Cause she thinks she does.

I love them very much.

CHILD: can I write cannibalism on my poster about deep sea fish?? in like, really big letters? on the top??

ME: Well, the main office wants to put these up in the hall.

HER: 🥺

ME: Yeah, you know what, go ahead.

HER: (SPELLS IT APOCALYPTICALLY WRONG IN SHARPIE)

I don’t know if it’s possible to teach people how to recognize like “fishing for a reaction” but the true teacher jutsu is to under-react and offer a snack

Every day people ask “how do you have such good behavioral outcomes with traumatized kids with ODD” and the answer is I do not react to SHIT. Every day children tell me they want to skin their dad and I say “well, did you? okay, I’m glad you didn’t, because that would be a huge hassle for me. I would be annoyed. would you like a cracker? are you hungry?”

STUDENT: why are you so… whatever about… you say you’d be like… annoyed with me if I hurt someone. that’s really not a big reaction. most people would be more upset.

ME: Do you want me to be upset? It’s a matter of perspective, bud. That doesn’t affect me at all. I think you’re sensible enough to make non-annoying choices.

HIM: hm…. but like, you’d be a little mad. you could be madder.

ME: I would be annoyed. I would not share a single triscuit with you that day.

HIM: ughhhhh. fine.

I say this as a living dead wife. I can reclaim.

I do love when there's a dead wife. Sorry feminism.

I think the actual story is bleak enough that most commenters will correctly infer that I'm not writing this because the wife is gonna show up, alive, and become relevant. This is for my own sick enjoyment. Exclusively.

you have to meet THE DEAD WIFE. she's very nice. you have to understand.

they/shes will add an extra chapter to the count of their pornfic, already five times the length of The Odyssey, in order to include the entire backstory of a character who is dead before the story begins. Just Because.

JULIA: I think that's how you're transgender. Your gender is hot evil old woman, so you're always transitioning toward it.

why so can’t take it?

- the disher

privately. i'm not an animal.

they invented connections so i could jerk off about how smart i am

that was the high point of substituting for freshman environmental science. the low point was when I slipped and said "you can't be saying that, white baby" to a child and he very clearly did not get it

today while substituting for a freshman class I started the class by drawing "full of milk" kitten on the board and saying THIS IS YOU. THIS IS WHAT I SEE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU. and they all studied full of milk and then several drew full of milk on their assignment for the day.

we will literally never understand what he meant by this