how does one fuck up instant coffee? i found a way. twice

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this is the second day in a row ive fucked up instant coffee by forgetting to boil the kettle and just pouring cold water into my mug

my new phone has the same amount of RAM as my computer, a longer battery life, a nicer screen. i literally only use my laptop now if i have to. my phone isnt even that amazing my laptop is just a fucking dinosaur

i should also mention we had a drunk talent show and adam, the most Lad of all of us, decided his talent was going to be stripping down to his boxers and giving half of us a lap dance

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honestly why are men such whores. on my geology field trip where it was a bunch of dudes stuck in the wilderness for we all got drunk at the end and someone produced a sexy bunny costume out of nowhere and literally all the dudes took turns wearing it throughout the night i dont even know how they were passing it around. this includes my professors

when i pace around the house on my phone my cat gets very offended and starts biting and attacking my ankles

this is my second game of qud. my first one i made a character with 0 intelligence points and was so stupid my character didn't know what a gun was. you know, that thing you need for one of the first quests

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i started a game of qud and looted a chest and forgot to close the door and died without ever even leaving the town

fags will literally wiggle. whats up with that

shes not a lap cat at all usually im literally never moving again

i started playing league and cod on mobile only and mordred said i have "so much" tboy swag

accidentally inhaled toothpaste while brushing my teeth and ive seen the fires of hell

man with paranoid delusions about being watched attempts to enjoy new phone

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i am having fun with it but i also already didn't trust my old phone not to spy on me and this one can tell when i'm looking at it and can tell when in asleep by whether i leave it motionless in the dark Its Kind Of Freaky

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