femmeboy @fag@shrike.club

wish i was a necromantic druid that lived in a hut in the woods that sends the local villages their deceased loved ones back via the powers of magically enhanced parasitic fungi while also happily maintaining a tiny garden full of strawberries and zucchini

my back hurts so bad today i need my spine snapped over someone's knee or something

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kaz miller obviously

lycion

DIRK STRIDER

redoing skoll's sim again because something wrong with me

thinking about skoll as a little knight and soli as a little forest druid today

anakin skywalker

mettaton

list of characters i think have gotten phalloplasty [PENDING]

this happened to my friend skoll

ohhhhhhughhhh if skoll was in dungeon meshi he would have undergone the same exact magical hrt that lycion did

if i was a drag king my costume would be like jester / clown themed and part of my ensemble would be a packer that looks like it was made by a balloon animal artist

an old friend of mine from cali is going through a divorce rn and they are so sad and i feel so bad about it but i lose my shit everytime they post about it bc it is such a joke concept to me. what do you mean people get divorced in real life

oh......... too much tequila

why does tequila taste so good

i want coconut cream pie so bad.....................

i am not posting my connections from today they beat my ass

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cannot stop thinking about the trans masc tech priest that valerie sent me that looked like me 😔😔😔