Dark Age of the Futanari @foxoplasmosis@shrike.club

so called free thinkers in call when i type at 120wpm on my mechanical keyboard

me: you should change your name to pissphosphyllite.

evie: you should kill yourself

pissphosphyllite

phosphophyllite pissing

more like the shit of theseus

the sexual tension between these two was crazy.

today every single android phone has 16 cameras. 15 of them are like made from scrap metal and paper mache and the last one will automatically edit and crosspost your picture to r/shittyhdr

Quran High School Host Club

phosphophyllite is LITERALLY neurodivergent and a mineral

mm mm i sure could go for some delicious masc and cheese rn 😋

new year #newgoomy

#goomy

It is strange to think that what the ancient Greeks knew as "Ambrosia", we today know under the far less impressive name: "Chili and cheese"

ok nevermind i rediscovered the concept "cute aggression"

why do i gnash my teeth together when i grab a little creature. does my reptile brain want to eat it

alright how many people on here grit their teeth when they go to pet or squish or grab or mess with a cute animal. cause i do it. whats this violent reflex

james webb telescope successfully takes off but the trajectory is fucked up so it ends up hitting the tarp thats covering the moon

BREAKING: North Korea has banned Stories