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so called free thinkers in call when i type at 120wpm on my mechanical keyboard

me: you should change your name to pissphosphyllite.

evie: you should kill yourself

today every single android phone has 16 cameras. 15 of them are like made from scrap metal and paper mache and the last one will automatically edit and crosspost your picture to r/shittyhdr

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phosphophyllite is LITERALLY neurodivergent and a mineral

mm mm i sure could go for some delicious masc and cheese rn 😋

ori can't even get kissed because hes literally neurodivergent and a miner?

It is strange to think that what the ancient Greeks knew as "Ambrosia", we today know under the far less impressive name: "Chili and cheese"

ok nevermind i rediscovered the concept "cute aggression"

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why do i gnash my teeth together when i grab a little creature. does my reptile brain want to eat it

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alright how many people on here grit their teeth when they go to pet or squish or grab or mess with a cute animal. cause i do it. whats this violent reflex

james webb telescope successfully takes off but the trajectory is fucked up so it ends up hitting the tarp thats covering the moon

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS