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John Mariners, please hear me out: You need to hire me. i can run so fast. and my arms are strong. i will bring team to glory. get in touch
@boobs_idiot shut up. i crush you like berry
@futureimperfect you can't join the team then. your ass needs to have a certain peachyness to it or you can't be a baseball player
@futureimperfect we need to see how bouncy your ass is first