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@abraxas the girls* are going wild**

*guys
**gently placing a pothos in a mason jar

tried texting something like “i’m simping rn” and it autocorrected to “i’m dumping rn.” going to jump off a cliff goodbye forever

i can’t get my septum piercing back in i am SCREAMING

not a day goes by that i’m not imagining vriska’s reaction to nic cage’s spider-man in spiderverse. are you kidding me she would shit her pants

hate it when im afflicted with various status effects and debuffs

why are you guys talking about baseball. why. i understand that LESS than fucking blaseball. now what.

accidentally found overwatch porn and the only reason i know this is because it was tagged as and i took WAY too long trying to figure out if it was a ligma joke

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS