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weed 

@ghostrally my last FOUR GUYS didn’t deliver bc i’m only interested in their weed 😭😭 no i don’t want to smoke with you i’m just not cool enough to get it anywhere else

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weed 

how do i get weed from men without them thinking i want to fuck

pixar movies were like "what if toys could talk" "what if bugs could talk" and now they're like "what if fish were italian"

i’m mad 

IF I COULD GO FUCKING ONE FUCKING WEEK!!!!!! WITHOUT AGGRESSIVE BIPHOBIA!!! JUST ONE!!

found a mama killdeer yesterday!! my dad said she was pretending to be injured to lead us away from her nest

(WIP!!) i’m almost done…very excited to paint a horse Good.

Baltimore oriole 🧡🧡🧡 Original gouache painting—asking for $20 or more. 8.5 x 5.5 inches.

Baltimore oriole 🧡🧡🧡 Original gouache painting—asking for $20 or more. 8.5 x 5.5 inches.

through shadowed eyes, prologue part 1 

that's it that's the dynamic

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@ghostrally i never got to taste it…..just cook it…just look at it………..i felt like that guy in hell who is surrounded by a pond but can’t drink, he sits under a pomegranate tree but can’t eat the fruit…….kinning him rn………..

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@abraxas the girls* are going wild**

*guys
**gently placing a pothos in a mason jar

tried texting something like “i’m simping rn” and it autocorrected to “i’m dumping rn.” going to jump off a cliff goodbye forever

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS