Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

how to get praised by shrikes : photoshop a war criminal my little pony into holding a gun to his head

HUH??? WHAT????? HUH?????????????????? HOW THE FUCK IS ROSE HERE. WHAT. HUH?? WHAT?? HUH?????

what the Fuck did that mean. why was rose here and why was she a ghost. was this just. the universes passing together again, for some reason? just a faint whisper for no reason?

...oh goddamnit this better not be foreshadowing for the gate reopening and rose and doctor getting a happy ending. do not steal that bittersweetness from me, you fucks. do not. do NOT

SO THATS WHERE THE "WELL YOURE NOT MATIN WITH ME, SWEETHEART" LINE COMES FROM!!! I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE REFERENCING THAT FOR YEARS. GOD DONNA RULES

god fucking damn it donna might be my favorite companion yet. i wasnt sure rose would be beatable but. the interplay between the doctor and donna is great.

ok but all the positives aside these weird lil fat penguins make me want to die and god DAMN this show hates fat people

also shouldnt they be bright yellow. like not to pitch the minions again but fat is bright yellow. why are these bellyfat atronachs not yellow

once again professional foley artists do something i would consider against basic principles, but it works, thus freeing me from aural perfectionism. every time donna hit the window with the wrench it was the same damn sound effect. every single one. 30 thwacks, each sounding exactly the same. no consideration for force or angle or repetition.

AND IT WAS FINE

need to be chiller about that shit

whoever came up with, wrote, and/or directed scene of ten and donna lipreading and charading through the windows deserves a million kisses on the neck. iconic cinema. the thematic inverse but quality equality equal of the scene with harkness in the radiation chamber

i think half the reason i consider eccleston better than tennant is that i hate tennants fucking sideburns

ok i fucking love donna so much. this entire intro is so fucking cool. i love it when the influence of The Doctor inspires the people he meets to become Doctor Lites. happened with rose, with mickey, with the titanic crew, and now its happened SO FUCKING MUCH with donna. this woman isnt even Picking Up Doctor Over Time. she knew him for an evening and is now following plots independently with the same methodology.

Monday im gonna call a psych to get put back on brain meds even if it kills me

at risk of sounding deeply dangerous and unrelatable to the viewers at home but im hangin out with the two raccoon corpses from the other day and yall there is no more relaxing smell than decay. decay and rot smells so fuckin good. worlds homiest smell. nostalgic.

By the time i get home from work in two hours i will have been awake for 27 hours, save for a 40 minute nap.

i am so tired yall. send help

just got done watching the cowbell episode of utena and im not gonna lie yall i think the forced cow tf did more psychic damage to me than all the incest and even pedophilia in this show combined. all of the rank shit pales in comparison to slowburn cow tf revenge. hell. hell hell hell hell hell. my brain is rewired in a bad way. im a worse person now for having seen it. the cowbell episode caused a psychotic break and my moral compass is worse now.

I want to see a cooking game show where when one of the hosts wanders over and goes "so what are you making :)" instead of ranting about their planned process the player instead just went "YOULL SEE WHEN YOU EAT IT IN AN HOUR DUDE GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN!"

they didnt believe me when i told them I was having no related side effects and are making me spend a feww hundred dollars to come in again next week and get Another blood draw to confirm these elevated levels :( my insurance covers my treatments but not the blood tests so im just bein robbed!! cool good great awesommeee

just got a call from planned parenthood about my hormone levels and i was expecting them to say that now that im off antiandrogens my t levels are higher than i would want for transition but instead it was "hey your estradiol levels are scary high. too high. if this is normal your blood should be one big clot by now. ahat the fuck."

wheres all the butch fatales