Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

saw this post ( https://www.tumblr.com/ceno8yte/734808672574881792/legal-vriska-reference-guide-i-made-because-i ) about vriska designs and

i just realized vriska had two pairs of glasses. she wore ovals in most of her designs but aviators when she had the robot arm. i kinda love that. she was like "well im missing an eye and im a cyborg now. i GOTTA get the cool dude glasses" and then she went back to her nerdy librarian ovals when it was all over

post-apocalyptic city in a world falling apart in a climate apocalypse, most wild animals are extinct, notably wolves, who have a ton of fairy tales about them knowing how to find paradise when the world falls.

wolves shapeshift into humans to survive in the city but also have Badass Superhuman Powers when they do it

two insufferable edgelords one voiced by the guy who played riku in kh's japanese dub, who also is paired with a childish but smarter-than-he-looks goofy wiseass

AN ANDROID????

watched the first couple episode of Wolf's Rain with my partner and oh my god. oh my god. its so 00's i love it so much.

this is transfem selfparody. this is what youd get if you gave a writers room full of normal people a glut of edgy transfem traumaqueer culture shit and told them to make something fake but similar for a tv show.

would it be too stereotypical goth girl to get a tattoo of american mcgee's alice's cheshire cat.

my brain just generated the phrase "a tasteful morsel of meta-misgendering"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXgktRWrHaI

this trailer is so goddamn funny. like, it rules. every single part of it Fucks Hard. i love it, and i want to play it.

but every new shot introduces a new mechanical languages and theming and setting. its so whiplashy.

annapurna interactive saw stardew valley saying "ok what if farming sim meets dungeon crawler" and they were like

"what if tony hawk meets street fighter meets cooking mama meets scott pilgrim takes off before that show was even announced? fuck you."

currently listening to some horror porn audio and rolling my eyes at his poor footstep pacing.

if im being chased, why am i only hearing ONE set of footsteps, and why is it a light jog? cmon dude.

one of my gfs is reading homestuck for the first time, mostly blind, and she thinks equius is an edgy goth girl from the first text convo with him, and she's also fully convinced that prospit and derse are in the past

glen and glenda from the chucky sci-fi series make me feel things.

the viewer is not told why. but seeing as she was the idol of a trailer trash goth serial killer simp, presumably murder.

fun fact : in the chucky universe, Martha Stewart was executed by the united states government in 2004.

*grabbing you by the collar*

YOU ARE NOT IN YOUR MILF ERA. YOU ARE JUST DEPRESSED, HORNY, AND WEARING FRILLS.

every time a childless 20-smth calls themself a milf my eye starts twitchin

you can start callin yourself a milf without being a mom at, like, 38 or later. once crows feet and laugh lines Both become a Noticable Trait On You. a Key Ingredient In Your Visual Recipe.

you can call yourself a milf in your 20s if you have a kid running you ragged.

if i see one more person wear like. a vaguely oldish dress. and say "in my milf era" i will flip every table in the contiguous united states of america.

GARBAGE COVERED SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgAujpyDyTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTJAOMs2yos

brads fucking exaggerated shrug here is so goddamn funny. he's bringing his whole body into the role for something thatll be played by a puppet.

dont mistake me as a classic metalhead for this (not out of shame, but out of wanting to avoid stolen valor) but young james hetfield is my dream girl

just learned brad dourif is west virginian. finally a celebrity we can lay claim to other than the mcelroys or fuckin Steve Harvey

im still early in to matt smiths doctor but i think ive figured out my stance on it thus far

i like the plots
i like the characters Around him
but i find Him insufferable.

and this is even AFTER ive gotten over his Resting Rich Face

i like hyperactive characters. i like know it all characters. i can even like hyperactive know it alls.

but a hyperactive know it all in the lead role, rather than a side character, and on top of that of a Show instead of a Movie..... theres too much of him.