Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

sometimes youtube doesnt update comments for me, so whatever i opened last's comments persist to the new vid. which means rn google is telling me the top comments on The History Of The Chocolate Chip Cookie are "4 terabytes of ram gawd damn mechanical man!", "Robot Pat can't be defeated!", and "Can you scan my nads until the printer jams 🤣 "

sent a friend a screenshot of death stranding to show him theyd removed monster branding from it and the first thing he did was start heckling the nutrition facts for the ingame Bridges Energy for only having 200% daily b12, and i got so horny i nearly passed out. i love nichegenius idiots so much

as much as i do still miss the temperate rainforest of wv, im always really charmed by the savanna-ass flora i see here in colorado. its so different to anything ive ever been around

whenever i hear a trans girl making videos online who pitches her voice up in post i have to restrain myself from saying "let it hang sister" out loud

v/h/s is a masterpiece
v/h/s/2 is a masterpiece
v/h/s viral is a pile of dogshit with two whole segments dedicated to how much the director is terrified of mexican people

i fuckin hate glocks so much. who the hell thought it was a good idea to make an automatic without a safety. kill yourself gaston glock you are singlehandedly responsible for so many leadened thighs

action scene in a movie and i know i should be focused on the cinematography or how fucking racist it is but instead im just so distracted by how this kid has a glock. terrible choice kid especially since ya aint got a fuckin holster. those things aint got manual safeties its a wonder ya didnt vaporize your L5 with that dipshit

was watching V/H/S/2 with a friend and in the final sequence i said "what kind of gun is that in his hand? does it have no fuckin sights? well maybe its just cause its blurry and dark from the camera"

then i looked it up on IMFDB to see what the gun was. and.

if i had a nickle for every time a gamedev in recent years clearly wanted you to fuck their cat-

i think if you have an interpersonal issue with someone online and you approach server moderators before the person in question you go to hell before you die

this shroom will make you feel bad about your baby dick! buy now!

every time sophias watching mlp and i hear twilight sparkle i just want to replay mgs peace walker because tara strongs voice for paz is literally just her doing a bad spanish accent over her twilight sparkle voice

https://x.com/WritNelson/status/1815733612521611607

anyway check out the trailer for I Am Your Beast and go wishlist it and play the demo i would let someone drain half my blood if it got this dev team a single ham sandwich to share amongst them

theres something so sick especially about the vocalist being the main writer, director, and most importantly the Protag's VA

like not only can he write masterfully in sync with the themes of the game since He's Writing Both, but also its not only WRITTEN from the protags perspective somewhat but also its the protag singing.

its not just sick music its also characterization of the main character. i love it so much its so stylish. earnestly can not fuckin wait for I Am Your Beast

I Am Your Beast is my most hyped game of 2024 tbh.

like, sure, im excited for this fast paced fps about killing imperialist soldiers for refusing to let you escape your past.

sure, im excited for more gameplay by the geniuses behind El Paso, Elsewhere

but more than fucking anything im excited for more on theme raps by xalavier nelson jr. the best and most memorable El Paso, Elsewhere stages were the ones where he was rapping over the carnage. i can not fucking wait.

three people today have sent me the frame of tavros saying "you do treat me like a project" to tell me im vriska coded because i have a Project Sadboy

and like sure its FUNNY or whatever but i sent MY project sadboy to THERAPY and told him its ok to be into age regression. VRISKA broke HER project sadboys LEGS. im the superior vibesmechanic and i resent these repeated accusations!!!!!!

steam what the fuck do you mean Death Stranding doesnt have support for ps4 controller button prompts. that was a ps4 exclusive for years. what the fuck do you mean.

what is happening with the official kitchen nightmares youtube channel. what.