Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club
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@quiet @SophiaSurname just keep a dedicated Poptart Ziploc where you store the second one for later.
i love how jittery small dogs are. they look like their idle animations are set to 120%
@pataphysicker @breeoche bad news motherfucker i love my friends and remember their words!!!
@pataphysicker @breeoche doofenschmirtz two nickels meme but it's about you replying to me in threads about communist themed beverages with a trotsky joke
the most embarrassing person ive ever met is the guy at work who replaced my previous favorite guy at work who constantly talked in awe about his dad while describing a pathetic deadbeat, owned a dog who needed attention and barked a lot to beg for it so he bought it a shock collar to make it stop while also buying other dogs to neglect, and said he wanted to get elon musks brainchip because "i wanna live in cyberpunk.... i want my mantis blades......"
@breeoche The Communist Maltifesto, Special Release
@pataphysicker @paulsrockinmastodon second of all, the almond water would be too foreign for their palette and theyd wither and die without nutrients
just saw someone say "watched this while under the influence of thc" and like
buddy please god just say high.
@pataphysicker yeah im mostly joking, dw. i will actually learn how to summon fry
on the one hand im excited to reach silverbark because im so antsy to actually be in a bigger voice role than Sad Puppygirl, and also the codeswitching aspect of her is SO compelling
but also im dreading it so much because in order to get my voice to sound flavored and scratchy enough to be believably old im gonna have to like. smoke a cigar and scream into a pillow. before each recording session
@futureimperfect exactly. exactly exactly exactly. gotta get my clock righted
the urge to stay up an unholy length in order to reset myself into diurnalism versus the urge to get sooooooooo fucking cozy
@breeoche is that motherfucker holographic
the dream is to do sound design work on a small residual contract for a handful of indie darlings and never have to work again
finally watching columbo and yeah ok i believe the hype. im 26 minutes in to the first episode and he hasnt even shown up yet and the soundtrack is fucking fantastic oh my God
star fetchers put LISA The Painful and Hotline Miami into a blender and then froze the resultant slurry into a shoplifted bootleg scott pilgrim shaped jello mold with Escape From New York boba
in the latest episode of YOUTUBE WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM
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