Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

brb gonna go become a skincare themed slasher villain

im officially at the point in transition where having a weeks worth of stubble doesnt make me look like a man, but instead just makes me look like a woman with a beard. especially thanks to my hair

Friday the 13th's soundtrack is seven times as loud as its vocal track. Which means that at the volume I have to have it at in order to watch it right now at 5AM, I am barely able to hear anyone. Its annoying.

im really fucking glad i keep archives of all the past podfeels eps files and shit because i apparently dont have terezis jetpack sound saved anywhere :) i am a fool and an oaf. thank god for the archives

asmr out of context is so fucking funny to me. even / sometimes ESPECIALLY the unintentional shit

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2DgLXgOUFJUfI7OevxqSbz2rxw2c7BHy?si=bW1GcFZbgJzc-Xcw

like thanks dude. very informational.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooTzQZjMVvs why does this sound the way blood loss delirium feels

Super Lesbian Animal RPG bravely asks the question :

What if Pinkie Pie loved Vriska Serket for her psychotic egocentrist transfem swagger and they made out on the beach about it

it has a fat pig girl whos dating flat chested transfem cow sorceress vriska because she loves how the cowvriska is an insane chaotic troublemaker

it has a buff tiger knightsherrif whos dating a posh blue lipstick wearing unicorn

it has a chubby transfem pink fox healer whos shy but has a hidden angry and gothy side whose dating a punk skinny but toned lumberjack rabbit

and all of them are constantly flirting and kissing

and theres less than FIFTY drawings of them FUCKING? come ON people!!!

Super Lesbian Animal RPG is a game full of horny lesbian furries and kissing is a buffing mechanic in it and yet there's only 33 results for it on e621? excuse me??? the game where hot furry women of various personalities and builds constantly flirt with each other has less than 50 pornographic images? go fuck yourself?

in todays entry in the Dare's Wild Wasteland Disorder, i saw a raccoon's optical nerve and a man dressed like a lit cigarette within the span of 30 minutes

Super Lesbian *ANIMAL RPG

accidentally used the old, pre-serial number filing name

i previously made a post joking about how in Super Lesbian Horse RPG, the character whos clearly meant to be The Twilight is instead just vriska. and. apparently the devs had the same thought. theres an enemy who swaps your color palletes and...

i think every transfem and also every transphobe should watch like Two episodes of say yes to the dress. because like

a solid half of the women on here would be considered "clockable" and "nonpassing" by the warped standards that have been built up by the grass averse.

roger craig smith is the Sassy Narrator in this reality show about wedding dresses. i am listening to sonic the hedgehog crack wise about trains and veils and picky moms and its melting my brain

THE SAY YES TO THE DRESS ANNOUNCER IS SONIC THE HEADGEHOG??

just had to drive my roommate to the smoke shop wearing a frilly top, BDU pants, and no shoes. just. the ultimate in purely contradictory vibes in one outfit

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fuck blue and purple today im going to kill todays blue and purple today die