harley @harley@shrike.club

Just got picked up by a major network!

Stay tuned for more details, but for now here is a sneak peak of Harley Show!

aurizzm aside i would like to thank homestuck for getting me a first date today. happy 4/13 everybody!

me: man i havent posted here in a while i wonder if people still like me

Reblog From KC 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp:

fun fact: i am IN cookie clicker. if you open cookie clicker and put my name as the bakery owner, a pop-up will say "Horse Complex!"

on new years, Orteil's twitter account got hacked and i used my alt to park the @ so no one could impersonate him. he wanted to give me something in return and i asked if he could add an easter egg. my alt display name was an anagram of my regular @, harleyforsure -> REAL HORSE FURY.

so now it says horse complex whenever you put my name in Cookie Clicker :)

i put foundation for the first time today !

it was recently discovered that the lag spikes in Springfield, MO are due to a large, high-poly fork that you can only reach by clipping out of bounds

this is my new cat that i found in the woods 3 days ago. she loves my face and climbs my body when im standing to get to my face. she loves sleeping on my chest when im laying down or sitting.

did i mention i named her Harley? 🤭🤭

this image of me and another trans girl chilling in the same bed is ethereal. we did the notorious lesbian 24 hour date. the really bad thing about me is that i will never have sex with someone i will just sleep in their bed and eat their food and leave.

went to a queer bar in springfield yesterday and this shit was empty as hell!

"What's that button on your shirt?"

"She/Her pronoun pin, sir"

"And whatve you got written on your helmet?"

"Puppyboy Twink, sir"

"'Puppyboy Twink' and she/her pronouns? Is that some kind of sick joke?"

"I think I was trying to suggest something about the binary of gender, ma'am"

a lot of you have forgotten i am beautiful so let me give you a gentle reminder

it;s healthy to make videos of yourself :3

"And if you kidnap all the princesses, who will clean your TOILETS Mr Ice King?"

im doing still doing well btw. not much has changed. i ate raw chicken breast by accident so im green now

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they came out with big mac sauce in little cups. they go good with fries and chicken nuggets. i ordered a happy meal and got my girlfriend of 9 months (left) as a toy

its 3am but i hit my 6 month anniversary with my wife two weeks ago! i gave her my harley cola sweater and had her model for a harley cola advertisement (ethically sourced cola obtained from transfem breasts)