harley @harley@shrike.club

@kate There should be columns written about what we would do if this happened. We cannot be caught with our pants down

with regards to government, refer to the tried-and-true adage: "never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice"

hello shrike doctors. more often than not, i've noticed that i cannot breathe very deeply. it's not the same out of breath i feel after physical activity. it actually feels like a tightness in my stomach/ribs/lungs that's making my breathing a lot more labored than it should be. i do not wheeze or cough and i don't feel this way when i walk around town. i am always anxious when i feel this way but i feel very deeply that the lack of oxygen causes the anxiety instead of vice versa. am i dying

Just got picked up by a major network!

Stay tuned for more details, but for now here is a sneak peak of Harley Show!

i probably just found myself pretty quickly. i was very used to Being Me even when me sucked and when i wasnt liked for it. i think as long as you're honestly being yourself, even if your "self" sort of blows sometimes, you eventually become better and cooler. sometimes someone can waste a lot of time working on a version of themself that doesn't exist.

i actually havent changed much since 13 years old. im just me but 1000x better. everyone i grew up with has changed since then but im just the same person, healthy. what's up with that !!!

ive known some of you for seven years

i have a psychological eval that confirms i have adhd and also proof that ive been prescribed adderall before. what is the quickest most cost effective way for me to get prescribed again? my previous psychiatrist who prescribed me those meds left the practice and im in missouri now :(

aurizzm aside i would like to thank homestuck for getting me a first date today. happy 4/13 everybody!

Me in elementary school: Why are they having us learn how to analyze political cartoons if we're never going to read the newspaper

Me as an adult: I see, so this politician sucks because he was depicted as a crying soyjak,

i didnt do much one of my friends took me to steak n shake and then the other bought me an air fryer. biggest thing is that im no longer a teenager

i cannot believe i haven't told anyone here yet oh my god. i turned 20 on april 5. im officially two decades old. i cant believe i didnt do a birthday post,

me: man i havent posted here in a while i wonder if people still like me

Reblog From KC 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp:

7(?) years ago i posted a homestuck meme where i referred to myself in the third person using she/her pronouns and it was the day i understood i was transgender. im actually really upset because i haven't ever been able to find it ever again since the account was suspended.

fun fact: i am IN cookie clicker. if you open cookie clicker and put my name as the bakery owner, a pop-up will say "Horse Complex!"

on new years, Orteil's twitter account got hacked and i used my alt to park the @ so no one could impersonate him. he wanted to give me something in return and i asked if he could add an easter egg. my alt display name was an anagram of my regular @, harleyforsure -> REAL HORSE FURY.

so now it says horse complex whenever you put my name in Cookie Clicker :)

i put foundation for the first time today !

it was recently discovered that the lag spikes in Springfield, MO are due to a large, high-poly fork that you can only reach by clipping out of bounds

WAS UNEMPLOYED FOR OVER A MONTH, JUST GOT A NEW JOB‼️‼️‼️‼️ everyone say Good Shit, Harley!